Nope. I don’t like Spike in that way. I dunno why people keep askin’ me that. I mean, we’re jus’ friend ‘n nothin’ more. ‘N… I kinda like some other pony…

EPPLEBOOM?

Is there somethin’ wrong with that there pony-board of yers?
 

Of what? 

Anon, That is buckin’ inappropriate. Do ya’ll kiss yer mah-ma with that nasty mouth of yers. Please think of somethin’ that’ll be worth mah time on this darn contraption. I don’t feel like typin’ mah words of wisdom fer some idiotic question, such as yers. 

Buck ya’.

I ain’t goin’ in no van.

Plus, Halloween is around the corner. Why would I want candy from yer van when I can get it out of bowls from other ponies’ houses on a special day where all us ponies can get free candy or apples. Dependin’ on what barn ya’ hit fer yer goodies. 

Sorry ev’ry pony fer not bein’ on fer a while. I’ve been mighty busy with learnin’ how to buck and…well of course school. So…I bet’cha all of ya’ fergot about me and thought I died or somethin’ well, I back. But I ain’t gonna be on so often. Sorry!

She’s back ta’ normal. 

Alrightly then.

Thank ya’,Anon!