spyrovisitsequestria-deactivate asked: Is it true that you like Spike?
Nope. I don’t like Spike in that way. I dunno why people keep askin’ me that. I mean, we’re jus’ friend ‘n nothin’ more. ‘N… I kinda like some other pony…
askebonydarknessdementiaravenwa asked: Hey Eppleboom.
EPPLEBOOM?
Is there somethin’ wrong with that there pony-board of yers?
Anonymous asked: What do you think of it? o_o
Of what?
Anonymous asked: Penis?
Anon, That is buckin’ inappropriate. Do ya’ll kiss yer mah-ma with that nasty mouth of yers. Please think of somethin’ that’ll be worth mah time on this darn contraption. I don’t feel like typin’ mah words of wisdom fer some idiotic question, such as yers.
Anonymous asked: Why don't you come into the back of this windowless van and get some free candy?
Buck ya’.
I ain’t goin’ in no van.
Plus, Halloween is around the corner. Why would I want candy from yer van when I can get it out of bowls from other ponies’ houses on a special day where all us ponies can get free candy or apples. Dependin’ on what barn ya’ hit fer yer goodies.


Sorry ev’ry pony fer not bein’ on fer a while. I’ve been mighty busy with learnin’ how to buck and…well of course school. So…I bet’cha all of ya’ fergot about me and thought I died or somethin’ well, I back. But I ain’t gonna be on so often. Sorry!
65-super asked: Applejack is lieing a lot so don't trust her alot!
She’s back ta’ normal.
Anonymous asked: Ignore the last idiot you answered, he does not know that the plural of chao is chao.
Alrightly then.
Thank ya’,Anon!